Ye Xian was still reeling in shock that eight huge gorillas had descended the mountain when eight muscular men had already begun eagerly introducing themselves.
"Hello, I’m Zhang Zhi, 180cm tall, weighing 170 pounds, nicknamed ’Electric Butt Little Prince.’ My best-trained part is my butt. How about I show you an electric butt dance right here, right now?"
With that, he began.
"Wow!"
Zhou Lu, looking at his frenzied butt-shaking ’dance,’ clapped her hands in delight.
Ye Xian, gazing at that butt as big as a washbasin: "..." It was too stimulating, she felt like she could be squashed to death by a single butt.
"Next."
"My proudest feature is my arm strength, I can easily lift 100KG of iron in one go. There’s no iron here, so let me try lifting you with one hand!"
"Eh, eh, eh, no need!"
Ye Xian quickly refused, looking at his overly developed biceps that looked as if they’d been inflated with steroids, she felt a bizarre sense of disgust.
Indeed, anything in excess is undesirable. She actually liked muscles, but seeing them grow in chunks without any aesthetic sense on their bodies instantly made her feel deflated.
Beast number three, "My legs are the strongest, kicking the sandbag is first-class!"
Ye Xian: "..." Everyone is talking about legs, but isn’t your neck so thick because you have a thyroid swell?
Beast number four, "No one can beat me in arm wrestling."
Ye Xian: "..." Seeing the chaotic veins on your hand, I’m really afraid they might burst at any second.
Beast number five...
All eight beasts had introduced themselves.
Jiang Wen looked at her with great interest, "What do you think, are they all top quality?"
Ye Xian chuckled dryly, unable to badmouth them to their faces. She hadn’t seen any quality, but there definitely was no shortage of ’grease.’
Zhou Lu: "Brother Ye, which one do you choose?"
Ye Xian, eyeing the eight eager beasts all staring at her with the glint of desire in their eyes, as if they had been injected with adrenaline, furrowed her brow uncomfortably. Is it possible not to choose any?

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