Chapter 131
EMILIA
The “rounds,” as it turns out, are Liam pulling me from group to group like a show–and–tell prize he refuses to set down. Every few feet someone claps him on the back, shouts his name, or chirps about the last game. Every single time, his arm winds tighter around my waist, or his chin dips to brush my temple, or his lips find the crown of my head in a fleeting kiss that makes my stomach somersault.
And the teasing – oh God, the teasing.
“Emilia, huh? It’s great to finally meet you.”
“She actually exists? I could have sworn Calloway was just conjuring you from his imagination. You actually put up with this guy?”
“Careful, sweetheart, don’t let him near the grill. He’ll burn your eyebrows off.”
The wives are worse. They close ranks around me like I’ve already signed some invisible membership form. One of them skinned, effortlessly stylish flashes a grin that’s part warm welcome, part finally, she’s here.
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“Emilia, right? I’m Fareeda, Aarav’s wife.”
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tall, dark-
She gestures toward one of the few teammates of Liam’s I actually remembered by name Aarav, who’s currently letting two kids climb his back like he’s a human jungle gym. Beside him, Dante lounges in a lawn chair with a paper plate stacked high with BBQ, lazily shouting encouragement like a man who has s zero intention of moving unless food falls from the sky.
Fareeda leans in conspiratorially. “I’m also the unofficial WAG committee chair. Translation: everyone else dodges the group chat and I end up planning the parties. Welcome to the circus.”
WAG. The word catches me off guard, and I know it shows because she laughs. “You’ll get used to it. Free food, too many children, and the occasional drinking game. Perks and pitfalls, honey.”
I manage a smile, even as my brain stutters over the word. WAG. Like it’s an official title. Like I’m officially… one of them.
Liam notices. Of course he notices. His lips brush my ear, so low only I can hear: “You okay?”
I nod quickly. Maybe too quickly. “Yeah. Just processing.”
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His answer is simple, quiet, and so him it nearly knocks me over: “Don’t. You belong here.”
At some point, the food comes off the grill and then it’s pure, unfiltered chaos. Plates stacked too high, kids running wild and stealing chips like tiny raccoons, beers cracking open in a chorus, sauce–stained fingers everywhere. Someone drags out a fold–up table, and before I know it, red Solo cups are lined up in triangles, the air buzzing with shouts and trash talk about beer pong rules.
They don’t get far before Owen shuts it down.
“Freja can barely stand us drinking beer around the kids,” he says, hands braced on his hips like an exhausted dad. “She’d lose it if she knew we were making a game out of it. What if the kids think it’s fun and wanna join in? And with how competitive you lot get, you’ll start cursing all over the place. And don’t forget–we’ve got practice tomorrow.”
Groans roll around the yard like a wave. Someone even boos.
I hide a smile. I guess he’s the captain for a reason, huh.
Then Liam–because of course it’s Liam–raises his hand lazily, not at all caring about the look Jesper levels at him. “Plus, I drove. I’m not cabbing it home because one of you idiots got lucky. And I’m sure as hell not sitting out just so someone can brag they beat me by default.”
That does it. The trick is perfect–dangle pride in front of competitive athletes and watch the explosion.
“Excuse me?” Suta’s voice booms over the noise, already the loudest of the bunch. “What makes you so confident, huh? You won once because Javis sneezed mid–shot last season and Aaron was too much of a coward to beat you in front of the rookies. Fluke. Total fluke. I’d wipe the floor with your smug ass.”
Liam’s lips twitch like he’s fighting a smile. “Whatever helps you sleep at night, bro.”
That’s the final straw. Even Owen looks skyward like he’s asking for patience. “Fine. Fine. Where’s Cameron? Where’s that bastard when you need him.”
I politely don’t point out that Owen cursing mid–speech completely contradicts his own moral reasoning. Before I can, Cam himself pokes his head through the back door, cheeks smeared with barbecue sauce, a drumstick still clutched in one hand. Freja’s right behind him, shaking her head like she’s given up.
“Huh?” he asks, like he didn’t just appear out of thin air.
“When did he even get here?” I whisper to Liam.
He shakes his head in amusement, mouth curving. “He’s always here. He was probably the first person. Free meat’s like catnip for him. Plus, hiding from Aaron and Tessa at the same time? That’s a two–for–one deal. Kill fifteen birds with one stone, that sort of thing.”
Cam is dragged away from the food with all the enthusiasm of a man being marched to the gallows. And apparently, part of the ritual requires him to mix his infamous “Cam’s Delight” as punishment fuel for beer pong.
“House rules, Jack announces, tossing the ping pong ball like it’s a sacred relic. “Bounce shots count for double, elbows over the edge Jand
and you drink two of Cam’s Delight. Not finishing in one gulp? Rule violation. Punishable by another cup.”
Jack gestures at the cloudy, unholy–looking liquid sitting in a plastic jug by the table.
I can’t stop myself. “What the hell is in that?”
Cam sighs, shoulders sagging. “They’re exaggerating. It’s not that bad. It’s… healthy.” His voice trails off, but his eyes are fixed longingly on the pile of kids with chicken drumsticks, like he’s genuinely considering swapping lives.
Liam claps him on the shoulder, grinning. “Doesn’t look it, man.
Cam mutters something about “antioxidants” that no one hears.
Jack continues, “Oh, and if you call ‘island’-”
“Jack,” Wolfe cuts him off, deadpan. “No one here knows what ‘island‘ means except you.”
“That’s because you people lack culture. Except Emilia, of course.” He winks at me, all smug
and cocky. “She gets it.”
Before I can even blink, Liam shifts behind me, tugging me closer until his chest is flush against my back. His arm winds securely around my waist as his voice cuts through the noise, I can hear his smile, I can also tell it doesn’t reach his eyes: “Look at my girlfriend like that again and I promise you it’s the last thing you’ll be seeing.”
The first round begins.
Jack takes the first shot for their team, squinting down the length of the table like he’s aiming a sniper rifle. The ball bounces once, clinks against the rim… and drops cleanly into one of our cups.
The table erupts in cheers.
“Drink up!” Jack crows.
Liam groans, grabs the cup, and downs it in one go, not even flinching. He wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, already reaching for the next ball. “Fluke,” he mutters.
“My turn,” I say, nerves fluttering as I pick up the ping pong ball. Everyone’s eyes are on me—Liam’s especially, his gaze searing into the side of my face.
“Just picture Confidential Family’s finale slipping away if you miss,” Cam stage–whispers, wicked.
“Don’t listen to him,” Liam says firmly, leaning down close enough that his lips brush the shell of my ear. “Just focus. You’ve got this, Em.”
Heat rushes to my cheeks, and I roll my eyes to cover it up. With a breath, I throw. The ball arcs, teeters on the edge of their cup–then sinks in.
The crowd loses it.
“Yes!” Liam scoops me up off the ground like we’ve just won the Stanley Cup. “I knew it! That’s my girl!”
Meanwhile, Cam chokes down the liquid like it’s battery acid. His face contorts. “This is evil,” he manages to croak, slamming the empty glass on the table.
“Hey,” Jack says through laughter, “you’re the one who brewed it!”
“Not this batch!” Cam argues, wiping his mouth. “This one tastes like… like betrayal and floor cleaner.”
Round after round, the game builds. Jack nails another shot; Liam retaliates with one of his own. Every time I sink a ball, Liam goes ballistic–lifting me, spinning me, shouting like it’s a goal in overtime. Every time I miss, Cam gleefully shoves the two shots my way, and I struggle to swallow them both in one gulp before the table chants “Penalty! Penalty!”
The liquid burns worse every round, and my laughter mixes with a low–level dread in my stomach. Liam downs his without hesitation, like it’s water, though I see the slight twitch in his jaw that tells me he’s not immune either.
By the seventh round, we’re tied. Three cups left each.
“Sudden death territory,” Jack announces, his words slightly slurred now.
Cam leans on the table, eyes narrowed. “This is war.”
Liam hooks an arm around me again, pulling me close like a battle partner. His forehead presses briefly to mine. “You ready?”
“Barely,” I admit. “But I’m not letting them win.”
“That’s my girl,” he whispers again, low and fierce, before stepping back so I can take the next shot.
The ball leaves my fingers-
And that’s where the tension hangs, the whole room waiting to see if I land it or if Cam’s Delight claims another victim.

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