Guide Me If You Dare novel Chapter 267

Chapter 267: ITCH

"THIS IS so embarrassing," Yuno complained while covering his face with his hands. "I can’t believe we had three rounds of sex when we shouldn’t be doing it for that long."

The first round of sex had already refilled Ki Gayoon’s Mana.

But they still did it again in the shower.

Twice.

"What if the world had already ended while we were having sex earlier, Hyung?"

"Then I should work harder to get you pregnant— we need to repopulate and stop the human race from going extinct, after all."

Aigoo.

Yuno looked over his shoulder and glared at Ki Gayoon who was busy drying Yuno’s hair with a blow dryer. "Hyung, I’m serious."

"And so am I," Ki Gayoon said bluntly. "The apocalypse had already happened. Dungeons and monsters had appeared. So, men getting pregnant doesn’t sound impossible anymore."

"Hyung, you sound like you want to get me pregnant so bad."

"I can’t stand kids, but a child who looks like you might be tolerable."

"This isn’t an omegaverse, Hyung."

"Omega— what?"

"Never mind," Yuno said, looking in front of him again because looking at Ki Gayoon over his shoulder only hurt his neck. "Sajangnim and Haru-nim are here, right?"

"Yeah, they can’t leave without my permission."

"I need to talk to Sajangnim."

Yuno tried to stand up, but his legs buckled.

Hence, he ended up plopping on the bed again. This time, he even had to lean against Ki Gayoon’s chest because his body lost its strength.

Dammit!

"Noh Yuno, your stamina is really shit."

Tsk.

"I can’t believe I let you take away my ability to walk temporarily when we’re in the middle of a crisis," Yuno said, frustrated that his legs were shaking because of the intense sex that he had with Ki Gayoon. "You know what’s worse, Hyung?"

"What?"

"I can’t walk, and yet you had the audacity to have a sex afterglow! Why is your face glowing?! Why are you the only one who looks refreshed?!" Yuno complained, turning around to face Ki Gayoon properly. Then he cupped the Esper’s face between his hands and squeezed his cheeks a little hard. "This isn’t fair. You should look as haggard as me!"

"Don’t be silly, Noh Yuno," Ki Gayoon said, scoffing. But he let Yuno ’distort’ his handsome face. "What kind of Esper gets haggard after having sex with a Guide?"

"I swear I’m gonna drain you one of these days— not as a Guide, but as your boyfriend."

Yuno only realized that he said the wrong thing when Ki Gayoon’s face beamed...

... and the Esper’s eyes darkened, now filled with lust.

"Hyung, stop wasting your handsome face by looking like a pervert."

"You started it, Noh Yuno," Ki Gayoon said teasingly. "But I accept your challenge. I’m looking forward to you draining the fuck out of me, Babe Princess."

"Must you be vulgar all the time, Hyung?"

"That’s part of my charm."

Tsk.

"Hyung, just get Sajangnim for me," Yuno said, sighing while shaking his head. "It’s your fault why I can’t walk anyway."

Ki Gayoon chuckled, and then he nodded before kissing Yuno on the forehead. "Anything for my Babe Princess."

***

MOON NOA rolled his eyes when he saw how radiant Ki Gayoon’s face.

He didn’t need to guess what happened.

HaruHaru and I had to wait for hours for them to finish their ’guiding’ session.

While waiting, Moon Noa and HaruHaru had already taken a bath (separately!) and shared a meal together (food from their Inventory).

The two of them were contemplating taking a stroll outside when Ki Gayoon arrived.

"Moon Noa, my Babe Princess wants to see you," Ki Gayoon said casually. "He can’t walk at the moment, so I came here to get you."

Of course, we all know what those two naughty kids did for hours.

This bastard is really quick-witted.

But if I tell him how he’s killing Yuyu, he’ll go on a rampage. Worse, he might never let Yuyu leave this dungeon forever. That will be a problem for me.

That’s the expression I wanted to see~

***

MY EYES are so freaking itchy.

Yuno couldn’t help but scratch his eyes because they were damned itchy— like he wanted to gouge them out and scratch them directly.

Is this an allergic reaction?

To what?

"Noh Yuno, what are you doing?"

Oh.

Yuno didn’t notice that Ki Gayoon and the others had already arrived because he was too busy scratching the hell out of his closed eyes.

What the hell is going on with me?

He felt the #1 Esper grab him by the wrists, and gently peel his hands away from his face.

That made him feel uncomfortable.

I want to scratch my eyes more...

"Yuno-ya, you’re bleeding," Ki Gayoon said sternly, obviously not happy. "Why are you hurting yourself suddenly?"

I did what?

Yuno opened his eyes, ready to defend himself because he didn’t hurt himself on purpose.

But he stopped in his tracks when he caught a glimpse of Moon Noa and Haru.

And then he let out a scared gasp.

What the hell are those numbers floating above their heads?!

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