ACCIDENTALLY MARRIED TO A MAD BILLIONAIRE novel Chapter 218

Chapter 218: ASSUMPTIONS

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Pppprrrrrtttt!

A thunderous fart rattled through the dining room, echoing against the walls like a drum.

Maybelline froze mid-bite as every head turned toward her.

"What... what was that sound?" she asked innocently, blinking around the table as if she hadn’t been the source.

No one spoke. They all shifted awkwardly, eyes falling back to their plates. After all, everyone farts, it was just the wrong place and the wrong time.

May’s cheeks burned hot. She shoved her spoon back into her soup, praying they’d all forget. She had expected the madman at the table to collapse from the poison, not her own body to betray her.

David leaned closer and whispered, "Are you alright?"

She nodded quickly. "I’m fine. Just... fine." But her voice cracked at the end.

She barely managed another spoonful before it happened again.

Prrrrrrrrtttttt!

This one was louder. Bolder. Impossible to deny.

May closed her eyes in horror. "I... I’m so sorry, I didn’t..."

Another ripped through the silence.

Brrrrpppppprrrtttt!

Her apology dissolved as her body kept rebelling. The smell followed this time, making a few people at the table choke on their food.

Mortified, May shot to her feet, clutching the back of her dress as though she could hold herself together. "I-I need to go," she stammered, half-bowing before rushing toward the door.

David, wide-eyed, pushed back his chair and hurried after her. "Wait... May!"

But as he stood...

Pffftttt!

A smaller one betrayed him. He froze, hand sliding to his backside, face red as he muttered an awkward apology. Then he darted out after his wife...

Poo!

PAA!

BAA!

His own farts trailing behind him with every step.

By the time the doors closed behind the couple, the dining room had descended into barely-suppressed laughter. Knuckles pressed to mouths, shoulders shaking.

The madman, however, only lifted his glass calmly and took a slow sip, as though none of it had happened. This was only the beginning. He would poison their system while they’re alive and teach them a good lesson.

"Are you sure this soup is safe?" Xavier asked trying to check himself. If those people farted, what about him? He adjusted in his seat but nothing came out.

He cleared his throat.

The triplets also checked themselves, including Barry who cleared his throat too. Penny thought it was the soup so she checked herself, but all of them seemed fine.

Ariana was too focused on eating to notice anything happening around her. This was her life now. It’s almost as if she had no other use than eating.

All she does all day is Eat! Eat! Eat!

Osvaldo didn’t want to say anything, else his Penguin would scold him for hurting her mother. It seems Maybelline had gained her trust again. 𝑓𝘳𝑒𝑒𝓌𝘦𝘣𝘯ℴ𝑣𝘦𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝑚

Osvaldo clicked his tongue silently, what a silly little Penguin. So easy to trust, so easy to forgive. She had just a pure heart. But it’s a good thing she has him.

He was more than bad for her. He could deal with them all.

While Maybelline hurried into her assigned room, David followed closely behind. He had not stopped farting either. All of the maids in the mansion had gathered wondering what was happening.

Why were they farting that way?

Hughes stepped into the room as her master had instructed. She wore a nose mask afraid she would perceive whatever it was they were farting out.

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