"Big bro, you're so heartless!"
Ojama Yellow's eyes welled again.
"Shut it! A lackey should focus on doing a lackey's job!"
Chazz cut him off without mercy, then continued:
"Tribute Ojama Yellow—draw two!"
He drew two more, then spoke in a low voice:
"Per your restriction, there isn't a single Effect Monster in my deck. But Fusion Monsters aren't subject to that rule.
So I activate the Spell 'Polymerization,' fusing the remaining 'Ojama Green' and 'Ojama Black!' Descend in the guise of a knight, you trash—
—Ojama Knight, Fusion Summon!"
Green and Black hopped to the center, struck some calisthenics-like, goofy poses, chanting "Fu-sion!" The moment their palms met, they really did merge—armor like a medieval suit, yet still very Ojama, landed with a flourish.
[Ojama Knight, DEF 2500]
"Heh. I see. Even if your materials are only Normal Monsters, you can still expand your options with Fusion."
Slade chuckled.
"But even so, it's just a 0-ATK piece of trash."
"Ojama Knight can seal two of your Monster Zones," Chazz said. "First, I'll seal two of your zones."
Black and green Ojama silhouettes popped over to Slade's field, grinning. "Sorry to borrow your space—pardon the intrusion~"
Up in the stands, Jaden couldn't help but snort a laugh.
"Chazz's actually using Ojamas now," Jaden said, eyes crinkled. "Kinda feels like Kira."
Kira: "..."
"Next I activate the Spell 'Card of Burial Magic!' I banish 'Polymerization,' 'White Elephant's Gift,' and 'Enchanting Fitting Room' from my GY to draw 2 cards!"
Chazz drew again, then slapped down another card.
"The Continuous Spell 'Heart of the Underdog'! During my Draw Phase, if I draw a Normal Monster, I can reveal it and draw 1 more card."
"Hmph. A deck of only vanillas—this is the best you can do for consistency," Slade said lightly.
Chazz ignored him. "I set three cards. Turn end."
"Then it's my turn—draw!" Slade barked. "Chazz! What I'm using now is the rare powerhouse the family originally prepared for you—built entirely of premium cards.
But you rejected our goodwill again and again. Now witness this deck's strength—and your own stupidity—"
"Hold it!"
Chazz cut in sharply.
"During your Standby Phase, I activate my face-down Trap card 'Ojama Trio'! I Special Summon three Ojama Tokens to your field!"
The trio popped onto Slade's side.
"Pardon the mess~"
"Ahahaha, your field's so soft and comfy—like a big bed, ahahaha..."
The three tokens plopped down without ceremony.
Slade's face twitched. "This is—"
The crowd erupted.
Monster lock!
"No, no. You're a man who should be king—who will reign over the duel world! You should walk the upright Way of the King. How can you duel like this, scraping the bottom?"
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