Life is Easier If You're Handsome novel Chapter 322

Zain Lance’s defeat was being broadcast live.

The most-watched combat event in history. The highest number of paid subscriptions ever.

Everything was breaking records in real time.

And in the midst of it all, people held their breath, focused solely on what Kim Donghu would do next.

His fists, stained with blood.

His body, flushed red from the brutal fight.

And over that body—

"Oh! Right now! The UFC championship belt is being wrapped around Kim Donghu's waist!"

"The strongest man must have the strongest coach! Baek Sangha is crying—he’s literally crying as he fastens the belt!"

"Wow, he's almost sobbing. Honestly, he looks happier than Donghu himself."

"Haha, you can really feel the depth of a mentor’s heart here."

The UFC Heavyweight Championship Belt.

It wasn’t just a belt.

He now held WBC, WBA, and UFC titles.

It meant he had conquered the fiercest of the heavyweight divisions.

It meant the bar to challenge Kim Donghu had been raised even higher.

The qualifications of a peak.

The right not to mingle with anyone below his level.

"From now on, if you want to challenge Kim Donghu... In boxing, you better win IBF and WBO. And UFC... well, that’s hard to even grasp."

"Unless Kim Donghu chooses to retire himself, no one’s removing him."

"Exactly. It’s a throne only he can destroy... a level of dominance no one can dethrone."

There was no more room for underrating him.

The debate over “who’s the strongest” was over.

Those who had praised Zain Lance as the strongest and bragged about his record—

After watching Donghu completely overwhelm him, they could no longer speak.

While those conversations were swirling—

Kim Donghu grabbed the mic.

Tap tap.

The arena, which had been deafening, fell silent as soon as Donghu tapped the mic twice.

As if on cue, every mouth closed and all eyes turned to him.

In the very center of the Octagon, beneath the brightest spotlight—

Kim Donghu stood.

Swipe swipe.

He smeared the blood at the corner of his mouth even more.

"Everyone smile. It was just a fun little prank and a show."

A full-blown Joker performance.

"Do we really need to be so serious?"

WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

His words detonated through the arena.

The crowd erupted—people leapt out of their seats, unable to contain the thrill.

"Zain Lance was the strongest. A truly incredible opponent."

He tossed the appropriate compliment.

"Until he met me."

Then immediately elevated himself again.

Every word carried power.

Even after such a violent fight, his body was still burning with energy—

Which gave his every sentence undeniable weight.

"It was fun. So fun I wonder if I’ll ever feel this way again. I want to remember Zain Lance."

The attitude of a champion.

"And now..."

A relaxed smile.

"I’m the strongest."

Like a declaration—

It was the final line he spoke before stepping out of the cage.

And those watching in real time?

They screamed their lungs out.

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

A frenzy.

The explosive post-fight interview only added fuel to the fire.

[Live broadcast in progress... Is this DonghuGod again?]

– Bro’s passed out again lol

ㄴHe's such a goddamn lucky fanboy

ㄴHe actually heard Donghu say “Are you my Robin?”

ㄴStill, grown-ass man fainting from love is hilarious 💀

It wasn’t just the arena. The entire online world was going insane.

Across all nationalities—

Anyone who’d seen the match couldn’t stop talking about it.

ㄴLegend Kim Donghu strikes again

ㄴThis might be the most profitable fight in combat sports history

ㄴSome say it outgrossed WWE

ㄴAd revenue must be through the roof

ㄴEven a conservative viewer estimate is like 500 million 😱

ㄴIt really was the ultimate face-off of earth’s strongest

ㄴI wouldn’t mind Donghu going full Joker-Batman in a spinoff movie 😏

The chat was basically a meltdown.

[Clip of Donghu copying Zain Lance’s combo just dropped 😱]

(Video of Donghu mimicking Zain Lance’s combination perfectly)

– This doesn’t even make sense

– The fact he can copy after seeing it once is insane

ㄴZain Lance basically got Edward’ed in the end

ㄴThe spear bros went real quiet, huh

ㄴFreakin' encoding issues again

ㄴTime to head back to the encoding gallery 😩

[Why Kim Donghu winning is the worst thing ever]

– (Pic of a male lead sobbing dramatically)

– Who’s gonna run my GOAT tier bracket now?

ㄴYou absolute maniac

ㄴDude's brain is literally marinated in GOAT-tier nonsense

ㄴHonestly, just leave Donghu out of it lol

ㄴIt’s not fun anymore

ㄴI wanna go back to the day this fight didn’t happen

ㄴDonghu vs Zain Lance was GOAT-tier, just the build-up alone... 😭

[No one here doubted Kim Donghu, right~?]

– (Screenshot of insane betting returns from underdog odds)

– Yeah, I really bet my house on this 😎

ㄴWhy don’t you have a house, bro?

ㄴI do now, mf 😂

Verify captcha to read the contentVerify